adriofthedead: diarrheaworldstarhiphop: paradoxdanish: no like the entire english hallway was inexplicably filled with pancakes Oh my god what a waste of pancakes…
me: Guys I hafta go to Kakafoccacia Town to finish a quest
bonermarrow: bouderie: I think the view on underwear and swim suits is a really good example of society if you were female bodied and posted a picture of yourself in your underwear, you’d be shamed and insulted for your promiscuity and lack of self respect. but if you posted a…
fivemuskaqueers: MY MOM TOLD ME SHE WOULD BUY ME GRAPES BUT SHE LIED TO ME AND BOUGHT CHERRIES AND I HATE CHERRIES SO I POURED SOME OF THEM DOWN THE ICE DISPENSER SO WHEN SHE GOES TO GET ICE THE FRIDGE WILL LIE TO HER AND GIVE HER CHERRIES INSTEAD LIKE SHE DID TO ME
Lily Allen music: *happy go lucky melody with fairies in the background dancing with the angels of heaven*
Lily Allen lyrics: The whole world is a dark place where no will ever escape from. Just saw an old lady get raped in London, I didn't do shit, too fuckin' bad. Everyone is on drugs and doesn't care, you all need help. You hate gay people? Well fuck you. My boyfriend has a tiny penis and it's not fair. Stop FUCKING HITTING ON ME AT THE BAR JESUS CHRIST, I HAVE AIDS OKAY?? Oh, you're 29? lmfao you're life is over bitch. You better hope a man comes along to take care of you, you're not 22 anymore. Anyone want to have some Chinese food with me?
buttastic: so like sometimes I’ll just start thinking about buffdaddy signless like ripped as shit did he do chin-ups on the fucking thing like goddamn and then there’s like his noodle-boy descendant like damn karkat you got a ways to go there buddy