May 2012
everythingisharrystyles:
what if I pretend to be British for like the first 6 months at college only around my roommate and I wake her up every morning at like 6 am and say like “up up darling it’s time for your tea the birds are singing a spoon full of medicine makes the medicine go down” and then we get back from winter break and switch back to normal and pretend she made the whole thing up...
coepi:
things i am scared of doing:
ordering food in a restaurant
walking down a busy high street on my own
talking to people on the phone
eating in front of people
asking for help in a shop
meeting new people
being in a big crowd of people with a lot of people i don’t know
the future looks bright for me
squidmama:
hubbyismyeverything:
squidmama:
rules of tumblr more like rules of DUMBlr
boo m roasted
r u 12.9 yrs old or something
i cant hear you over my xbox and books
How I Prepare For A Con:
Con: Hey man I'm having this thing in a few months you in?
Me: Totes.
Con: Hey broski my get together is in two months are you ready?
Me: Yeah yeah yeah. *goes and plays video games*
Con: So I'll see you in a month right?
Me: You got that right. *gets on tumblr for extended periods of time*
Con: Three weeks you start yet?
Me: ill get it done calm your tits
Con: So next week dude. You pumped?
Me: HOLY SHIT ITS NEXT WEEK WHY DIDNT YOU WARN ME YOU ASSHOLE I HAVENT STARTED YET OMG I NEED FABRIC AND NEEDLES AND COFFEE AND COCAINE
daves-vagina:
Headcanon:
ok so
i have a headcanon that dirk just
sometimes
sits
on the edge of the top of his building
and stares out at the sun
and the water
and wishes so much oh god so much he could just
see a human
touch a human
hear one breathing
it’s been so long he just stares sometimes for hours
so alone
so desperate for human contact
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smokeporch:
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