everythingisharrystyles: what if I pretend to be British for like the first 6 months at college only around my roommate and I wake her up every morning at like 6 am and say like “up up darling it’s time for your tea the birds are singing a spoon full of medicine makes the medicine go down” and then we get back from winter break and switch back to normal and pretend she made the whole thing up...
coepi: things i am scared of doing: ordering food in a restaurant walking down a busy high street on my own talking to people on the phone eating in front of people asking for help in a shop meeting new people being in a big crowd of people with a lot of people i don’t know the future looks bright for me
squidmama: hubbyismyeverything: squidmama: rules of tumblr more like rules of DUMBlr boo m roasted r u 12.9 yrs old or something i cant hear you over my xbox and books
How I Prepare For A Con:
Con: Hey man I'm having this thing in a few months you in?
Con: Hey broski my get together is in two months are you ready?
Me: Yeah yeah yeah. *goes and plays video games*
Con: So I'll see you in a month right?
Me: You got that right. *gets on tumblr for extended periods of time*
Con: Three weeks you start yet?
Me: ill get it done calm your tits
Con: So next week dude. You pumped?
Me: HOLY SHIT ITS NEXT WEEK WHY DIDNT YOU WARN ME YOU ASSHOLE I HAVENT STARTED YET OMG I NEED FABRIC AND NEEDLES AND COFFEE AND COCAINE
daves-vagina: Headcanon: ok so i have a headcanon that dirk just sometimes sits on the edge of the top of his building and stares out at the sun and the water and wishes so much oh god so much he could just see a human touch a human hear one breathing it’s been so long he just stares sometimes for hours so alone so desperate for human contact
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