March 2012
jack-slenderman:
markaragnos:
If you shower naked, you have no self-respect, because Jesus is watching. How dare you show Jesus your tits.
#Jesus loves my tits shut up
February 2012
6 tags
*speed dating*
Me: Hi! Charmander, Bulbasaur, or Squirtle?
Him: Huh?
Me: Aaaaaand we're done here.
“I AM SPECIAL but forever alone with NUTELLA xD that awkward moment when I MISS...”
– 10,000+ notes (via stupidsexysaul-goodman)
Me before I've started Drawing Something: Yes, I do believe I've improved at art and have developed my own style. Though I recognize that I still have a long way to go I feel confident in my artistic abilities. I am able to produce something I am truly proud of.
Me While Drawing: Oh... this isn't turning out exactly as I planned.
Me After Drawing: What the fuck is this. Piss on me. Fucking piss on me. But do it in the arctic so the piss freezes in mid air while you are pissing off a building so the piss turns to spears impale me with frozen urine and then shit on my butt corpse i want to go to ice hell ftw
How do you think I am? Send me some of these:
۩ - gay
๑ - gay
ღ - gay
● - gay
√ - gay
╬ - gay
≈ - gay
♪ - gay
◊ - gay
¤ - gay
♡ - gay
ж - gay
■ - gay
ಬ - gay
♦ - gay
▲ - gay
☀ - gay
♥ - gay
♠ - gay
♣ - gay
Ψ - gay
☻ -gay
☼ - gay
◄ - gay
▼ - gay
► - gay
∞ - gay
⌂ - gay
☾ - gay
✌ - gay
♨ - gay
☞ - gay
✿ - gay
whitepoweralejandra:
oh i get it
“the lollipop” is actually his dick
fifty cent actually just wants that girl to lick his dick
not a real lollipop
look you guys i'm palpitoad
7u7:
leafboltor:
leafboltor:
syksy:
help identity crisis
Oh my god this is the best thing that has ever been on my blog
the above statement still stands minus “oh my god”
i had forgotten about this post
iameridansexual:
how do you ask someone out
do you
do you shoot them in the chest???
